Posted by sasilverandblack on November 17th, 2010
To quote Michael Scott, “Bros before hoes. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your ho rips yours heart out for no good reason. And you are nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you, and that she was better than all the other hoes in the world… and then… and then suddenly she’s not yo’ ho’ no mo’.”
Eva Longoria has filed for a divorce from Tony Parker after being married for just over three years. She cited irreconcilable differences. Yeah, whatever that means. I think she didn’t want to stay in San Antonio. Once Parker signed that four year contract extension a mere two weeks ago, that was the last straw; even though Parker insisted he and Longoria wanted to stay in the Alamo City.
“I want to live in New York! Why didn’t you push a trade to New York? I hate this city!”
That’s what I imagine she sounded like. Longoria has asked Parker to pay spousal support but she will not pay any to him.
What an ungrateful and deceitful temptress. And that, my friends, is why you don’t marry celebrities.